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8:47 pm - Sat, Jul 19, 2014
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accidentpronearachnid:

catbountry:

bogleech:

image

This was controversial enough that some stores wouldn’t stock it back in the day

just cause a children’s toy was blatantly a monster that licks buttholes

Someday I will own this.

This looks like the toilet from Look Who’s Talking Too.

Oh. I had this one.Definitely one of my favourite toys. There were no unsavoury connotations in my prepubescent mind; looking at it now, there are nothing but.

Butt.

Heheh.

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9:52 am - Mon, Jul 14, 2014
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accidentpronearachnid:

emmyc:

purplepeepbits:

New Mickey Short! "Goofy’s Grandma" is by far one my my favorite Mickey shorts. I did a lot of Mickeys in this one with his trademark Aaron Springer chubby cheeks.

holy crap this is my favorite one so far hahaha

oh my god this one’s the best one by far.

"The uploader has not made this content available in your country"

EAT A FUCKING DICK, DISNEY

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10:27 am - Sun, Jul 6, 2014
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a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

"i’ve just shat in a box of gravel. There is shit and piss all over my paws. Let me rub them on your face."

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

"i’ve just shat in a box of gravel. There is shit and piss all over my paws. Let me rub them on your face."

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8:22 am - Thu, Jul 3, 2014
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the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

Two years ago, there was a movie called Paranorman.

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It didn’t do so good at the box office, despite it being one of the most important, game changing animated movies since the Disney renaissance. It made its money back, but it wasn’t the smash hit Frozen was.

Laika need better marketing for their films. Paranorman was great and I thoroughly loved Coraline, but all I’ve seen of box trolls for the past couple of years is that ugly poster and a trailer about 3 seconds long, neither of which make it look like a film I want to watch. It will probably be excellent as well! But who’s going to watch it? Does anyone even know about it??

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10:40 pm - Wed, Jul 2, 2014
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accidentpronearachnid:

blackcorvo:

did-you-kno:

Source

wait

this is 100% true.

THE CATHOLIC CHURCHES CONSIDERS CATHOLICISM TO BE A SIN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

accidentpronearachnid:

blackcorvo:

did-you-kno:

Source

wait

this is 100% true.

THE CATHOLIC CHURCHES CONSIDERS CATHOLICISM TO BE A SIN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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12:52 pm - Tue, Jul 1, 2014
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yellowfur:

livinginberk:

#tagging Disney and Pixar because I don’t care anymore, everyone needs to see this movie now

And its not like HTTYD2 sucks, it is seriously an amazing movie that has been beautifully animated. Fine if you do not believe me, take a look at this:image

Reblog if you care…

can I leave a statement that the movie even isn´t out yet in other countrys ?  in germany it will first air in a month (end of july) … I don´t know why but Dreamworks should wait with the panic. other countrys still have to wait till the movie airs and everyone can finally watch it.

The fact that Wall-E is in that list renders it void.

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1:22 pm - Thu, Jun 26, 2014
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LIL MISS

BEYONCE

HOMOSEXUAL

(Source: waitwhatwasidoingagain, via yellowfur)

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4:54 pm - Fri, Jun 6, 2014
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byron130:

18.05.2014I learned yesterday that when you see a bee on the ground that isn’t moving, it’s not necessarily dead, it’s probably just dead tired from carrying lots of pollen and needs re-energising. So if you mix a tiny bit of water with some sugar and let it drink it will give it the boost it needs to continue on its way. Bizarrely, this exact thing happened today! I found a knackered bee, mixed up some sugar water, gave it a drink and watched it guzzle and guzzle then suddenly come back to life. It was amazing! Thank you patrick, it was an excellent tip that i’ll never forget and will continue to pass on to others!

I tried this the other day, but the be drowned.
This isn’t a joke, it actually happened.
Fuck bees.

byron130:

18.05.2014
I learned yesterday that when you see a bee on the ground that isn’t moving, it’s not necessarily dead, it’s probably just dead tired from carrying lots of pollen and needs re-energising. So if you mix a tiny bit of water with some sugar and let it drink it will give it the boost it needs to continue on its way. Bizarrely, this exact thing happened today! I found a knackered bee, mixed up some sugar water, gave it a drink and watched it guzzle and guzzle then suddenly come back to life. It was amazing! Thank you patrick, it was an excellent tip that i’ll never forget and will continue to pass on to others!

I tried this the other day, but the be drowned.

This isn’t a joke, it actually happened.

Fuck bees.

(via 4th-grader)

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4:42 pm
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tasteslikeanya:

I don’t understand… the wobbly lines thing. This is funny, though.

The wobbly lines thing? You mean the boil??

tasteslikeanya:

I don’t understand… the wobbly lines thing. This is funny, though.

The wobbly lines thing? You mean the boil??

(Source: pedromirfilho)

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1:10 pm - Thu, Jun 5, 2014
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dramaisthenewblack:

Rihanna at CFDA Awards 2014

It’s true what they say: you can’t polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter

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10:36 am - Mon, Jun 2, 2014
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inkandash:

fancyfranzy:

gildatheplant:

bobbyandjackieandjack:

You see that?  The motherfucking QUEEN OF ENGLAND is taking a selfie.  NONE OF Y’ALL BITCHES HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON AGAINST SELFIES ANYMORE OKAY

Her cellphone case has corgis booping noses. That’s frickin adorable.

Why do I find this picture so funny?

WILLIAM STOP MAKING BUNNY EARS ON GRANDMA THIS INSTANT …

I’m not sure whether or not these people realise the photo is a fake…..

inkandash:

fancyfranzy:

gildatheplant:

bobbyandjackieandjack:

You see that?  The motherfucking QUEEN OF ENGLAND is taking a selfie.  NONE OF Y’ALL BITCHES HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON AGAINST SELFIES ANYMORE OKAY

Her cellphone case has corgis booping noses. That’s frickin adorable.

Why do I find this picture so funny?

WILLIAM STOP MAKING BUNNY EARS ON GRANDMA THIS INSTANT …

I’m not sure whether or not these people realise the photo is a fake…..

(Source: mikerowavables, via accidentpronearachnid)

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1:33 pm - Wed, May 28, 2014
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adriofthedead:

junejuly15:

whiskey1037135:

hazeleyes2012:

FUCK YES!! Let’s get this photo on every tumblr blog!

its pretty terrible as is. why isnt there a Sent folder, for example

Even ff.net with all its flaws has a decent messaging system (it’s actually its best feature)

xkit has an “outbox” extension but it’s rather limited

adriofthedead:

junejuly15:

whiskey1037135:

hazeleyes2012:

FUCK YES!! Let’s get this photo on every tumblr blog!

its pretty terrible as is. why isnt there a Sent folder, for example

Even ff.net with all its flaws has a decent messaging system (it’s actually its best feature)

xkit has an “outbox” extension but it’s rather limited

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11:37 am - Sun, May 25, 2014
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reallylameblog:

what if garbage was spelled like garbij

Seems legit. Also garage should be spelled like ‘garij’

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11:37 am
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I would imagine that in the next image they are both Mega-Evolved, and also fucking

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5:40 pm - Sun, May 18, 2014
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fadingnebula:

dabombdotgov:

drewdotexe:

You know some things Jon Snow

so gay jokes aside can we just take a minute to appreciate that a male actor is pushing for equality in hollywood
can we just

a white male actor at thatyou da man jon snow

SHUT UP JON SNOW
NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOU NAKED WHILE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE ABOUT TO CRY YOUR EYES OUT
CONSTANTLY

fadingnebula:

dabombdotgov:

drewdotexe:

You know some things Jon Snow

so gay jokes aside can we just take a minute to appreciate that a male actor is pushing for equality in hollywood

can we just

a white male actor at that

you da man jon snow

SHUT UP JON SNOW

NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOU NAKED WHILE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE ABOUT TO CRY YOUR EYES OUT

CONSTANTLY

(Source: afternoonsnoozebutton, via accidentpronearachnid)

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