This is how my cheque from JSA arrived. Thanks, Post Office!

ithreatenedtostapleher:caitastrophe:-ohthehumanity:thekillerhilda:
argyleskin:nathanintothesea:scream-samantha:(via linalina2013)
Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means ‘you are.’ Y-O-U-R means ‘your!’
COME ON PEOPLE SORT IT OUT
Watch this in case you’re not sure …
Why is this at the top of my dashboard??
I DON’T FUCKING CARE YOU RETARDS

ehcb:
(via fuckyeahmarilynmonroe)
So hey Marilyn, I’ve seen you naked. It was pretty rad but I still totally respect you as an entertainer so it’s cool between us right, Marilyn?
Right?
Hahah old school camel toe
ehcb:
oh yeah, cos I totally put “I hate chicks on dinosaurs” in my personal manifesto :/dinosaur laser battle by ~zombiebunny0 on deviantART
How can Wesleyriot not love this shit, maaaaaaaan?
iamthelizardqueen: leucocrystal : presidents : ohhello : longlivethequeen : captainkirk : woahitsjuanito : musicalirony : christielouwho : funwithfire : allshewrote : oldfilmsflicker : megmess : brighteryellow : camanda : downinpockets : starsandsons : judesan : ionsquare
Tyler gets me a job as a waiter, after that Tyler’s pushing a gun in my mouth and saying, the first step to eternal life is that you have to die.

Futurama is the best show ever made. Fact.
Exactly.
If I didn’t already find Family Guy boring and unfunny, I would hate it on principal simply because the douchebags at Fox brought it back and not Futurama. May they be ground into Torgo’s Executive Powder for making that decision :/
AMEN.
Fuck these guys; Family Guy is awesome and American Dad is even better. Not that Futurama doesn’t own, mind you.